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Top 5: (Not Quite) Love Songs

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My current top five songs that are almost about love?  This is a slightly more enthusiastic attempt to get into the spirit of all things hearts and flowers… 1. I Hate Everything About You We’ve all been there.  Where you really like that one person who encompasses everything that you hate about humanity, and you can’t really justify it because you “just do.” 2. Wicked Way I just love the honesty of this song.  So many people out there will say that they’ve never thought like this, and at least 90% are lying.  Would you not rather somebody was honest about … Continue reading Top 5: (Not Quite) Love Songs

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Top 5: Anti-Love Songs

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I’d love to kickstart my month of lovey dovey blogs with something unnaturally upbeat and soppy, but let’s be realistic, this is is the Queen of Unromantic writing here.  So I thought I’d break myself into the vile subject by picking my five favourite songs that are either totally opposed to love or have nothing to do with love.  [By ‘favourite’ I mean the first 5 that came into my head. I love music too much to have favourites] 1. Everyday I Love You Less And Less If the title doesn’t explain it then I don’t know what will.  Hate … Continue reading Top 5: Anti-Love Songs

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28 Days of Love.

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  I have decided that all of my February posts are going to be (somehow) related to love. I feel the need to give you all some pre-warning of this plan since, if you weren’t already aware, I am the most unromantic female to have ever existed. I don’t believe in love and I am totally opposed to anything soppy. There are a number of possible outcomes: -I’m going to show some sickeningly romantic side of myself that even I didn’t know existed (Incredibly Unlikely). -I’m going to spend the whole month taking the mick out of everything and everyone … Continue reading 28 Days of Love.

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Teaching Touching?

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A little tip for all of you – never use YouTube to search for that scene from Black Swan.  If you don’t know the scene I’m referring to, you probably haven’t seen the film.  Anyway, if you do the videos that are ‘Recommended For You’ will completely change (well mine did, maybe these videos are already on your feed but that’s none of my business.)  If I were to sit and watch these videos, most of them “how to”s and advice videos, I do believe I could be the best damn lesbian lover any woman had ever encountered.  My recommended … Continue reading Teaching Touching?

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I Love Me, I Love Me Not.

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On the 16th of January The Daily Post said “Most of us are excellent at being self-deprecating, and are not so good at the opposite. Tell us your favorite thing about yourself.”  Considering earlier today one of my friends was telling me off for this exact same thing (“You’re so hard on yourself.” she said, “I’m only honest”, I replied.), I have decided that I’m going to give this one a go.  On the basis that I have miniscule amounts of self-esteem and an oversized sense of realism, it’s going to take some time to work out what my favourite thing about myself might … Continue reading I Love Me, I Love Me Not.

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#Don’tCutForAnyone

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The latest Twitter trend shocking the world is #Cut4Bieber.  Supposedly started off as a prank, the idea was to get ‘Beliebers’ (die hard Justin Bieber fangirls) to cut themselves after an unproved rumour that the singer was caught smoking a joint.  As news of the trend spread, non-Beliebers far and wide started to mock them. “If you’re #cutting4bieber why don’t you just cut a little deeper?” one girl on my Twitter wrote. Self harm is not a joke. Suicide is not a joke. Now this may be the unpopular thing to do, but I’m away to jump to the defense of the … Continue reading #Don’tCutForAnyone

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RIP 2012.

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Tomorrow sees the end of the year it was all going to end.  Was 2012 good to you?  Did it bring all that you hoped and more?  Was it filled with highs and lows?  Was it just another year? I started the year by making a list of 10 things that I wanted to achieve, because I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions.  I mean, if you want to change something, why wait for a specific day, why not just start now? 1.Get into 2nd year with no less than a B in the Graded unit-DONE. 2. Finish Gold Duke … Continue reading RIP 2012.

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Who Would Know ‘Silent Night’ Backwards?

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Arthur Christmas, that’s who.  Son of Malcolm and Margaret Christmas, brother of Steve. Arthur Christmas is, in my opinion, the latest must see festive movie.  Filled with everything that a good Christmas movie should have-lots of snow, an overdose of christmassy cheer, a splash of emotion and of course an overweight man (it’s not politically correct to say fat anymore, is it?) with a beard and a red suit. The story takes place on Christmas eve, when Santa’s out busy doing his rounds to all the children of the world.  Steve is head of operations running his regimental elf task force, Malcolm is … Continue reading Who Would Know ‘Silent Night’ Backwards?

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Apocalypse NOW.

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I’m not saying that I believe the Mayan’s calendar.  I’m not saying that I think the world is going to end tomorrow. I’m just saying, what if it does? If the world ends tomorrow, 21st of December 2012, I’ll  have spent approximately of  8185 days and 20 hours and 56 minutes on earth.  I guess the day before my imminent death is too late to realise that I never had a bucket list as such, isn’t it?  Take a minute, think about your ‘bucket list’ (a list of things you want to do before you die, if you weren’t sure).  Have you done … Continue reading Apocalypse NOW.